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Roasting 

The act of verbally assaulting someone until you hurt their feelings, sometimes to the point of making them cry. In most cases it is associated to fags who think everyone likes them.
Chris acted so tight, even though nobody liked him, so i started roasting him in front of everybody.

Chris: Hey everybody check out my new threads.
John: Nobody cares fag.
Chris: My jeans cost more than you're whole outfit.
John: It looks like you got them things as a hand-me-down.
Chris: What makes you think that?
John: There's a huge ketchup stain in the front, and your jeans are so tight they look like they chopping off your ankles.
Chris: *Embarrassed* *Runs to the bathroom and cries*
Roasting by Aysis March 6, 2011

rasta crotch 

An unfortunate occurrence that happens in both men and women. However, generally speaking, women are the most likely to be afflicted by this condition.Individuals with rasta crotch have extremely poor hygiene and grooming habits. Because of this lethal combination, their pubic hair becomes knotted and matted and will actually form dreadlocks.
I got that hippie chick's pants off and she had rasta crotch.
To get owned or to get beat or made a fool of
somebody kicks you in the nuts and you get roast potatoed or roasted
Roasted by Epic Bairdy April 22, 2009
To make fun of others in a degrading way.
Insecure people are like that.
Roasts
Bully: You have no hairline!
You: Your gonna find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Crowd: Ohhhh!
Problem Solved

Rasta blaster 

A hilariously large spliff, a Jolly Green Giant
"Alright man, you comin for a rasta blaster"
Rasta blaster by 4Days May 27, 2006

Rasta Ride 

To go with the flow. Live the Rasta Life style. Don't worry about a thing.
Tom: Woah did you meet that new kid pete?
Doug: Yeah bro, heard he Rasta Rides
Rasta Ride by RastaRider12345 October 24, 2010

roasted brown cake 

When you take a dump and put it into the middle of a chocolate cake as filling then bake it
The best way to stop people from having dinner parties at your house is to make them a nice roasted brown cake. Because no one likes to eat shit.