Relationship sandwiched

When both of your best friends are in relationships but you are still single.

I can't believe Jenny got a boyfriend and Hannah has one too they're my best friends and I'm still single! I hate being relationship sandwiched!

by Absterline June 23, 2014

Relationship high

When someone is so happy in a relationship they go and make a def. in urban dictionary about the other person in the relationship

Ex: Jane- an awesome girl any guy would sleep with

Guy 1:man look at that jane
Guy 2:wow she's nice
Guy 1:I'll do anything to get her

Man Kevin is so relationship high. He's made like 4 posts on urban dictionary named after Jane!

by Ftw2 August 8, 2014

relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.

bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret

by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014

Relationship impact

Can be used for a newly found relationship or a really bad break up, its basicly either when a friend has just gotten into a relationship and WILL NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THERE FUCKING PARTNER or, when they break up and it wwIII, they will eye eachother out, get there friends involved and start a massive facebook fight THAT WILL SPAM YOUR NOTIFICATIONS BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBOBLY THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE GETTING TAGED IN THIS SHIT!

1) damn it, stacy gonna ask out tim and were gonna get the relationship impact because we put up with her shit
2) watch out, tim just cheated on stacy, prepare for the relationship impact

by Mishamisha June 4, 2015

relationship nazi

Commonly referred to as a personality flaw exhibited by couples who have mediocre or non-existent achievements or individuality to their own name so the mere concept that they are romantically involved with someone psychologically elevates them in their delusions of this hive minded cast system-construct of like minded individuals, "relationship Nazis". Everything they do revolves around self improvement through co-dependence of the other partners existence to emulate and project an obvious "plastic happiness". Common characteristics of a relationship Nazi couple include a sudden surge in the use of the word "relationship" in ones otherwise limited vocabulary for (lack of a better statement) since the word was popularized during the "Myspace era". Other characteristics include a narcissistic judgmental point of view in a pathetic and mundane, peasant-like display of competitive-"suburbatory" behavior towards real couples who are above such petty quips as well as other relationship Nazis, superficial friendships, exclusionary behavior exhibited by means of ostracizing them selves from cool single friends out of fear and insecurities that the single friends will talk them into cheating on a dudes/ladies night. Early signs of this personality disorder can be diagnosed by how the subject acts when he/she is single. Do they tout "bros before hoes" rhetoric and emulate how glad they are to be single? Do they have a deep disdain for the opposite sex for being jerks/players?

Where's Zeik?
Too good for his real friends.
Ahh, schlepping it up with fake smiles and suburbanite misery?
Yea you know, typical relationship Nazi stuff.

by Ampresandman March 14, 2016

relationshift

When a couple most commonly first years are just in a relationship to shift each other so they're not fridges

" hey do you think maria and John will last?"
"No its just a relationshift"

by Truthfulshiz September 15, 2016

Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.

"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."

by Trog11 July 25, 2016