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PTGIF - (Pre-TGIF)

The excitement you feel when you realize that Friday is almost here.
PTGIF - (Pre-TGIF). Can occur several times during the week as Friday draws closer, though it's usually experienced strongly on Thursdays.

"Why the big smile Marlene? "Oh, it's just PTGIF". "I can't wait for the weekend"!
by Gregg2050 February 20, 2009
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Pre War Forensics

A website at coocoobombATblogspotDOTcom

Study of the next war. Focusing on the likely not the desirable.

War gaming coupled with search results on the consequences of war or the avoidance of.
The author, robotgossip, is not a military expert but a fear expert.
I try to focus mostly on probabilities but am not shy of my own subjectivity.
Pre War Forensics example below:

Depending on how far the gov goes on restructuring The United States of McDonald's, it will effect our foreign military obligations.

Rationing healthcare/money/guns will be less to spread around.

Government management is always ineffective/slow to respond to the facts on the ground. Spin the media wheel and try your luck. Chances are even a comic book will have more facts than most government reports.

Perfect timing for assholes around the world to do the voo-doo that they do so well before elections in 2012. It's almost like Billy Jack Obama is assuring a republican win.

Even with the most perfect president and citizenry, everything will be the same except no special sauce or love.

NEXT!!
by robotgossip April 24, 2010
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pre-ejaculatory fluid

"Pre-ejaculatory fluid" is the clnical medical way to say what most of us call "pre-cum" or "precum": the usually clear and viscous liquid seceted by the Cowper's Gland (a tiny gland inside the male's genito-urinary works) that precedes actual orgasm and ejaculation of semen ("cum").

The amount secreted as pre-ejaculatory fluid varies from nothing or next-to-nothing to a great amount. See basketball player.
The most popular brand of condom-safe sexual lubricant mimics very well the clearness, thickness (viscosity), slipperiness and slight stickiness of pre-ejaculatory fluid.
by al-in-chgo May 31, 2010
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pre-ripped pants

Pants that were factory "pre ripped. I personally thing that it is mentally retarded to pay more money for pants that are ripped...rip them yourself for gods sake.
Raw jock:look at mah pre-ripped pants pantzz dood.
Normal human being: dood yer a tool.
Raw jock:foootballl!
by omgdlolpwn October 1, 2007
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Pre Approved Friend

n. Someone on Facebook you don't know yet but accept their friend request on a contigency basis.
by JoeNJ2 April 14, 2011
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pre-chat time

the time right after a person gets on facebook, before you can talk to them.
1. i saw aaron get on facebook, but i had to give him some pre-chat time so he didnt think i was clingy.

Girl 1:OMG! josh gives me no pre-chat time on facebook, its like he never stops talking to me!
Girl 2:ME TOO!! its so annoying! some people just dont understand pre-chat time!

My brother always talks to me like the second I get on Facebook, I don't think he understands pre-chat time yet.
by face-book-guy March 27, 2011
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Pre-emptive Strike

political slang used in place of other more sensitive words like kill, rape, annihilate, bomb-the-shit-out-of, wage-war or decimate because it pretends it is acting in defense from another country that actually poses no real threat.
Dubya: I dont like saddam cuz he tried to keel' ma daddy. Lets...
Rice: Uh Mr. president.. (shakes her head).
Dubya: Right...I geet it (winks and thumbs up) lets
pre-emptive strike his ass!
by chris wango December 26, 2005
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