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pooner pals 

Two or more friends who acheive great things together
Professor Ownage, Purple Tiger, and Fugi are pooner pals
Someone who was birthed out of someone else's anus.
Eww dude, you smell like a pooner!
Pooner by Bolb December 16, 2003
a person who finds en-joyment in humping cows... NAKED!!!!!
My best friend is a pooner.
Jessica trys to incourage other people to become pooners!
pooner by Jill February 21, 2005
a person who obliviously excels in stupidity to their own detriment.
a person who when ordering a bottle of shag lager will highlight the word shag in any number of 'amusing' quips. eg 'could i have a shag please barmaid' or 'if i have a shag will you have it with me'- What a Pooner!
pooner by dan and ben February 9, 2003

pooper-shnitzle 

fiddle sticks or darn. you stupid person.
pooper-shnitzle by Anna January 14, 2004
The female version of a boner. A female erection, if you will.
I was so excited I got a pooner!
pooner by JennyBirdy August 11, 2010