Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red

The quote given before ascending valhalla

Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red

by TheBellwether November 2, 2017

Paintball Sniper

A newb that camps and is little/no help to his team.

Jimmy is a Paintball Sniper, he just got bunkered and went home crying.

by jeep November 19, 2003

Paintball Possy

A gang or group of paintball players that RULE IN EVERY ASPECT OF THE GAME

Therer goes a paintball possy

by Justin S. October 28, 2003

paint the town red

killing people while their blood is splattering around the town, making it red.

“you little fuck head, you should be dead, i’ll pull up in a coffin and paint the town red.” -zillakami

by Fat Mama Joe June 10, 2022

Paint Job

To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.

"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"

by landshark aka old faithful October 18, 2008

phantastic

Kind of words use by the old comunity of elite hackers and used nowadays by lamers who think they are hacker.

<dude1> my exploits are phantastic!
<dude2> kick that lamer!

by Plasmatic May 5, 2005

Paintenance

1/ The application of paint by machine tool dealers to the surfaces of used goods in order to enhance the potential buyer's perception of the frequency, thoroughness & quality of maintenance which the item has received from its previous owner.
2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do

Bloke 1: Is this machine new?
Bloke 2: No, it has just had a heavy coat of paintenance.

by Alec Vallance December 19, 2008