The reason a person is not coming to a given event. Literally, "itchy penis." Comes from the phrase "itchy vagina," which came from the phrase "his vagina hurts."
by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004
Get the itchy petermug. by WingSlinga August 12, 2009
Get the salt petermug. one of the worst STDs you can get. causes you to get this sudden urge to wear xxxxsmall womens polo shirts and sweat a lot in them. also causes you to put on some sort of retarded sneer whenever you get your picture taken that makes you look as if you have some horrible lip defect.
A: hey, what's wrong with Alex? lately he's been going around wearing his eleven year old sister's hoodies and baring his teeth at people.
B: oh, he has Peter Wentz. a good dose of Fifty Cent should take care of that.
B: oh, he has Peter Wentz. a good dose of Fifty Cent should take care of that.
by furrenchee July 26, 2006
Get the Peter Wentzmug. The man juice that escapes from the penis, shlong, shlort, or whatever you prefer to call it, before popping a wad (AKA pre-cum).
by Matt and Shannon April 19, 2006
Get the peter cheesemug. 1.hottest guy ever
2.bassist in the band called "fall out boy"
3.owns the record label called "decaydance"
4.owns the clothing line called "clandestine"
5.owns a bar in new york called "angels and kings"
6.wrote a book called "the boy with a thorn in his side"
7.is basically awesomeness!! =D
2.bassist in the band called "fall out boy"
3.owns the record label called "decaydance"
4.owns the clothing line called "clandestine"
5.owns a bar in new york called "angels and kings"
6.wrote a book called "the boy with a thorn in his side"
7.is basically awesomeness!! =D
girl 1:"hey do you know who peter wentz is?
girl 2:"yeah. isnt he that guy who is bassist in fall out boy,owns a record label named decaydance,owns a clothing line named clandestine,owns a bar named angels and kings,wrote a book named the boy with a thorn in his side,is hot and is basically awesomeness?
girl 1:yeah
girl 2:"yeah. isnt he that guy who is bassist in fall out boy,owns a record label named decaydance,owns a clothing line named clandestine,owns a bar named angels and kings,wrote a book named the boy with a thorn in his side,is hot and is basically awesomeness?
girl 1:yeah
by jessica hellfritsch February 17, 2008
Get the peter wentzmug. Ex-friend of the MWPP, current minion of the dark lord, the one no one loved.
He may be a backstabbing, cowardly son of a bitch, but he's the best cowardly son of a bitch ever.
He may be a backstabbing, cowardly son of a bitch, but he's the best cowardly son of a bitch ever.
by Alex Kyle July 29, 2004
Get the Peter Pettigrewmug. He will fuck your bitch. He gets all the hoes. He is better at fortnite than everyone. This is a real man.
by HeWillEatUOut May 24, 2018
Get the Petermug.