lethal level of swag

Teddy Bridgwater 8th grade prom photo.

I don't know how he is still alive he has a lethal level of swag.

by easyC March 15, 2015

The 4th level of disguise

He either forgot one or he deliberately withheld it so if he won't tell you... I will.

Hym "The 4th level of disguise is this... I am."

Iam "Huh?"

Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."

Iam "What?"

Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."

Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."

Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."

Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"

Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."

Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."

Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"

Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"

Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"

Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"

Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"

Iam *Sigh* "Alright."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Squire level

1. A low budget person who is basic.

2. A “Squire level” Fender guitar is a cheap Fender guitar that is made from cheaper wood, hardware, and pickups.

Jill: O MG! That guitar salesman told me Epiphone is just as good as a proper Les Paul!
Jared: WTF?? that dude is totally Squire level.

by 2littlebooboos January 20, 2024

Hanita's Level

In exactly 24 years, Diego Hernan Rovillard will reach Hanita's ulitmate level, in which he will feel feelings indescribable, at this level he will finally be able to attempt to be as awesome and as incredible as the great and powerful Hanita Kargaran. Until then he is nothing but a tiny dust spec :D

approx. 24 years to be completed before reaching the higher intellectual and powerful Hanita's Level level :)

YES DIEGO, WRITE THIS DOWN!

by Sweet22Sugars January 14, 2011

Raise your level

To push harder to be better in every way. step up your game, to improve, to get better, stronger, faster, smarter, get your head right, get hard

Come on man, you gotta raise your level if you want to go to the NBA.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

Nick Level Friend-Zoned

The ultimate friend zone level and one of no return, akin to level 100m on the Original Donkey Kong or level 256 on Pac-Man.

The party in question is often so far in they do not realize they are in the midst of the friend-zone status.

1) A guy gets sent a naked picture from a girl who asks him to "make sure she looks alright before she sends it to another guy". He assumes this to be a ruse, that she actually wants his dick. This assumption is false, he is in fact in the nick level friend-zone.

2) There are two guys and a girl drinking in town. Guy 1 thinks he will take the girl home at the end of the night and does not understand why Guy 2 is hanging around so late. This is made clear when it is Guy 2 who takes the girl home, Guy 1 is nick level friend-zoned.

by sharkacon April 25, 2014

Salk Level

A level of academic, musical, and social prowess & success unattainable by another organism.

"No one can reach Salk Level"
"You r so right"

by truth yumad March 26, 2023