Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025
Get the Feral Front-Seatermug. When one puts Bugles snack chips on each of their fingers then proceeds to finger their partner. Called the Front Liner because the bugle boy is typically at the front of the regimen.
Bro 1: Hey dude did you and Stephanie ~*do anything*~ last night?
Bro 2: Bro , you already know I did the Front Liner to her dude, it's my signature move on the third date!
Bro 2: Bro , you already know I did the Front Liner to her dude, it's my signature move on the third date!
by maddie0514 October 21, 2019
Get the Front Linermug. To squeeze ones glutes in a way that redirects the force of a fart around the genitals and out of the front of the body.
By front piping my regal coin purse and harnessing the power within my rectum, I forced the marooned vessel from a most assured doom upon the partially submerged iceberg.
by Pentangelo Manwoody IV December 6, 2017
Get the front pipingmug. The thing I said to woman and it was disrespect and the principal told me it was bad and I fr respect if you respect me I don’t know why it was bad to say fr. that is why respecting women is good. sentence yeah.
by poopsexual November 21, 2019
Get the front dowmug. by yur 6th grade friend February 9, 2019
Get the old man in front of walmartmug. by Heywood jadoome March 31, 2021
Get the Front slouchmug. by ImmaSnakeFollowMe June 16, 2019
Get the Front Palletsmug.