employee of the month

A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)

by Dr.Pepper July 29, 2008

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mooch

snog, kiss, get off with, etc

I mooched this little blonde bird last night- oh- she was a fuckin dancer im tellin ya.

by womoma April 17, 2005

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Mooching

Skiiving or bunking off

I didn't go to maths I was mooching.
I mooched maths.
I'm going to Mooch Geography.
You're a Moocher

by Cheekynimnim January 18, 2008

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Butthole Moocher

Is a person, simular to a TJ Sollozo, who likes men. He like mooching of peoples buttholes. He enjoys long walks around the pool with other gay swimmmers.

You are a homo butthole moocher.

Whoever brings the lube gets to be the butthole moocher.

Buttholes Moochers can't have babies.

by Jras October 13, 2007

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Along no nut november, national grab dick and ass month will be taking place every november. Use this as your free pass to grab someone’s dick/ass. These are the following rules:

1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)

2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail

3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.

4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11

Good luck!

*Boy: “Yo b, let me grab that still”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me”
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”

by lucascdf October 2, 2019

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