A hilarious comic. The voice of the Pets.com spokesdog; in STELLA comedy troupe; the funniest, sexiest, comic on I love the 70's, 80's, and 90's.
by Trinidy Larson July 17, 2004
Get the michael ian black mug.An extremely wealthy and good looking guy with brown eyes who is fascinated with law and politics and loves to talk about how urban chic everything is. He resides in a fashionable urban environment, such as the sunny west county in St. Louis, MO. Most of his friends are girls and his absolute favorite expression is "Jealousssss?"
friend: "I don't know how to decorate my room..."
Michael Smith: "Make it urban...I just got these incredible urban chic posters for my apartment room...jealousss?"
Michael Smith: "Make it urban...I just got these incredible urban chic posters for my apartment room...jealousss?"
by sexy_on_a_plate November 17, 2010
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An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
Get the michael bolton mug.A day in the life of Bret Michaels.
Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)
Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.
At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."
Throw in a fist pump or two.
Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.
This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday
Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)
Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.
At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."
Throw in a fist pump or two.
Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.
This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday
by Original Member of the Bret Michaels Sunday March 3, 2008
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Get the Michael Arballo mug.This fat cunt his so god damn dumb he threw a rock at the ground and missed. He has failed high school and dropped out of kindergarden at age 12 cause he was so cool. He now lives a life of smoking grass and ferns
by Michael Piazza October 31, 2017
Get the Michael Piazza mug.There’s a lot of ways to describe this girl but I would start off by saying confused. She usually has no idea what she’s doing but it usually adds up at the end. She doesn’t really know who she can trust other than her room and Netflix. A girl that usually spends her time browsing the internet or reading random things about this and that. Who locks herself in her room and eats snacks while watching hilarious YouTube videos. Who loves music and art with a burning passion. A girl named Michaela hates school and hates waking up early to go. She has a bundle of friends that she likes and loves her family even if they’re insane sometimes.
by 🥀 R_0_S_E 🥀 December 22, 2018
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