McDonalds

Fat people's retreat.

1: "hey dude wanna go to McDonalds???"

2: "yessss im gunna burn my fat walking there and then gain three times the amount I burned at mcdonalds!! Then I will grow a 2ft wide tumor, call it jimmy!! then I'll buy it a hat and eat more mcdonalds and make my tumor even fatter! yay"

1: "wat?"

by Hidendra_ August 8, 2008

McDowell Early College

An amazing opportunity in McDowell County, offered to students going into high school. You attend McDowell Early College and in 5 years (or 4, if you work really hard), you get a Associates Degree in college and a High School diploma. Beware, this is for extremely driven students only. The teachers will help you, if you help yourself. You must apply to get in, but it will be worth it.

"Man, I can't believe I dropped out of McDowell Early College. Worst decision ever."

"My best friend goes to McDowell Early College. She is brilliant."

"I met my future husband at McDowell Early college."

"McDowell Early College did the best they could for me. Too bad I sucked and wasn't responsible."

"I love and miss McDowell Early College."

by MECGRad November 15, 2010

McDonalds

Reason why that lady on Alley McBeal (and others) are bulimic. They "make their crap healthier" by adding laxatives/antibiotics/perfume, and other crap. Only those with an iron stomach eat there...

Reason why that lady on Alley McBeal (and others) are bulimic. They "make their crap healthier" by adding laxatives/antibiotics/perfume, and other crap. Only those with an iron stomach eat there...

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

McDonalds

Employer of many many phillipinos.
Supplier of means to obtain Ricer mobile

by spanky July 30, 2003

mcdougal

last name of a particularly insanely awesome dog named chloe

chloe mcdougal you're a silly little goof!

by katrina cotterchio December 6, 2004

McDonalds

A place which pays much to little for its employees to deal with fat mean spirited customers or a child that already has "That Toy".

Employees are always either High School kids whose parents made them get a j-o-b, the one college guy that had to come home cause he's poor, and several grown men who are usually always convicts of some sort, these men often spend all their time at work hitting on the teenage girls that work there. THe only other people group represented in the Mc-Work Force, are the Moms who got knocked up at 16 and have deadbeat boyfriends/husbands who refuse to support the child in any way

When you die, you either go to Heaven, or McDOnalds
wait,you mean Hell right
Did I stutter??

by Thomas Q Mertz January 21, 2006

ronald mcdonald

the act of eating out a female when on the rag, usually ending in a bloody mess

i shined my headlights on my friend and caught him 'red handed' ronald mcdonalding some bitch

by sandi shit the pants June 10, 2009