Atomic Jerk

When you beat your dick with hot sauce.

"I can't find my lube, so I guess I'm going to have to atomic jerk."

by SoupyTravis January 24, 2018

jesus jerk off

After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.

Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.

by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 5, 2018

Carpool Jerkaoke

Masturbating in your car. Alone or together.

Looks like a traffic jam up ahead....let's get ready for some Carpool Jerkaoke.

by bateworld June 14, 2018

Hug Jerk

Hug-jerk noun: 1. a form of over the pants handjob unseeable to anyone not involved in the hug! Perfect for family reunions, and baptisms.
2. Also a jerk who gives you a hug but it goes unreciprocated because he or she is punk bitch. Not to be confused with hung-jerk... like Cody Bustaloady

Dude 1:Woah. Bro. Did you see what she just did during that hug?
Dude 2: No?? Did she git at your nips??
Dude 1: Nah man she hug-jerked the shit outta my bologna roll! Love me a good Hug Jerk
Both dudes in sequence : high five! Noice!

by Cody Bustaloady August 31, 2018

face jerk

When you jerk off sitting on your girls face while concurrently looking in the mirror and grunting.

I told her not to make eye contact while I face jerked on her.

by Ol' Cotton Balls September 25, 2018

Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.

Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!

by The unit42 October 8, 2018

Circle jerk

The most accurate way to describe YouTube Rewind 2018

Dr Shaym (a YouTuber): "Hey look, it's the annual corporate circle jerk celebrating another year of the least creator-friendly site on the entire internet."

by Ariadne93279 December 13, 2018