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Jason Aldean 

A male vocalist known as a Country Music artist who is being promoted as a talented singer. His record company hopes to utilize the same mass hypnotism which eventually resulted in the Country audience accepting Kenny Chesney as a talented singer and "star" also.

Like Chesney, Aldean is short in stature and vocal ability; but appears willing to work hard in putting this ruse forth on the public.

Aldean is known for wearing his hat extremely low while displaying several ladies earrings in both ears.

Jason Aldean's modest talent may be observed by listening to singles such as "Laughed Until We Cried."
Jason Aldean by ThePointe March 17, 2008
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Jason Campbell 

Definition 1. To break your collarbone when trying to scramble without sliding .

Definition 2. To throw an interception right to the defender when you are in the red zone when game is on the line .
Definition 1.
Guy #1: Did you see the Browns-Raiders game ? Scott Fujita and Chris Gocong tackle Jason Campbell to the ground and they broke his collarbone !

Guy #2: Oh Shiet !

Definition 2.
Guy #1: Every time i play madden with you, i always throw a Jason Campbell !

Guy #2: Dude i know ! You got a good drive going on and next thing you know you throw the ball right to me !
Jason Campbell by durell 3 October 18, 2011

Jason Sigrist 

One of the raddest kids in Dirty Stallis
Mike: Dude Jason Sigrist is the raddest Pols in dirty stallis!
Brad: No kidding!
Jason Sigrist by mhv April 11, 2008

Jason yohana 

big sexy man, whenever you are sleeping he will fist your ass and he loves owajian.and best British pornstar .And he wants to become a catholic priest because why not and little boys
Jason yohana by Big man sky daddy November 6, 2019

jason siska 

the brother to the amazing bassist of The Academy Is.., Adam T. Siska, better known as Sisky. He was on Survivor Micronesia and made it pretty far. He found a fake immunity idol and thought it was real until he gave it to Eliza to use and Jeff said it was fake. Jaon Siska=total domination. By the way, he is uber sexy!
Jason Siska pwned at Survivor, but got voted off because he didnt make any alliances.
jason siska by captainkarenn June 24, 2008

Jason Voorhees

A guy seen on a SnorgTees shirt found on this website. He has a knife.
I saw this shirt advertisement with Jason Voorhees on it. It was Firday the !2th.
Jason Voorhees by bobjohn8 January 25, 2011

Jason Derulo 

Makes many of the monocle bearing internet trolls "oh i say" at the Pokemon hate and the inability to create lyrics of his own.
Oh I say! This Jason Derulo hasn't herd of teh mudkipz!
Jason Derulo by shayper October 29, 2011