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by Tommys2tone April 18, 2018
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Iowa Honey Wars

Literally, the dumbest "war" there is. Literally, some guy couldn't draw a straight line for the border and Missouri got petty and said they had more land then they did, and then Iowa got petty and said they had more land then they did, and everyone got salty and got weapons (One being a sausage grinder) an stood at the "border" ready to fight and calling each other pukes (Yes really) until the supreme court sent someone to confirm the border. (This is a real thing look it up)
The Iowa honey wars were hecking dumb
by Nipple_Grease October 10, 2017
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paper hiney

Not a real hiney, but one made of paper... speaking but not making any sense about something.
"You talk like a boy with a paper hiney!
by smoocharoon October 10, 2017
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shower honey

A shower honey a term to describe the fecund brew that gathers around the perimiters of the shower drain, most commonly made up of common house hold and bodily materials (ie toenails, toe gunk, toe hairs, toe fingers, toe rings)

First recorded use of the the term dates back to the year 1307, in the only remaining manuscript of "Oh, Ye Fungus Amongus" by the mysterious Legumis Labotomus LaTapped III (Houghton Mifflin & Sons, et al, 1982)
"hey michael, I was taking a shower lastnight and couldnt help but notice the shower honey you left behind"
by vitaminwateronice June 7, 2018
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summer-honey

Quirky, unlike any other woman that you will ever meet. She doesn't play games and she is more straight forward and honest than most women in your life.

She will give and give and give until there is nothing left and she will walk away smiling because she knows that she made you happy. She is spontaneous, seductively beautiful in the most natural way.

The moment that you let her go, she will wish that you didn't because she will be the only woman in your life that will ever make sense of it all. She is perfectly imperfect. Stubborn, beautiful, intellectually attuned, and passionate about changing the way that we see things.

She is a man's last love because any woman after that will never compare. If you find yourself with this woman, treat her with respect, love her til the end, and God don't let go of her because is the greatest best friend and lover that you will ever find.
Man I can't believe you let go of her. She was a real Summer...did you at least get her number?

That girl had a great personality...a lot like a Summer
Man I can't believe you let go of her. She was a real Summer...did you at least get her number?
Summer-Honey is like the most beautiful girl is the world
by Troppssss August 30, 2018
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Cummy Honey

When you piss some point after ejucalating and the mixture of cum and urine make a stringy and golden mixture, similar to honey
Have you ever given your girl a cummy honey? She’ll probably like it more than putting real honey on food.”
by tigertail13 April 16, 2019
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Backseat honey buns

It’s when y’all fuckin in the backseat and cum on her ass
by UglyBrat February 21, 2020
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