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Disabled hamster

A mentally challenged, woman who went through a postpartum episode.
That bitch is really a “disabled hamster
by Criticalchris September 2, 2025
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Thirsty hamster

Sucking a dick in the shower to achieve more hydration and to please your partner simultaneously
Oh you're going to shower. Im feelin like a thirsty hamster...

Dude she thirsty hamstered me last night.
by Littlemisssuccubus December 15, 2025
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The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.
by Dannielio April 21, 2007
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feeding the hamster

The act of putting objects inside the male urethra.

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After feeding the hamster long enough you can fit a finger in there.
by C. Kret August 5, 2008
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bury the hamster

Having unprotected sex with a woman who has a large bush
Man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!
by Dj McSwiggins August 4, 2017
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New Jersey Hamster

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.
by Tim Gates December 12, 2018
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Looking for the hamster

Feeling horny so get naked, down on your knees, hoping to be caught and taken advantage of.
I was feeling horny, so I waited for him looking for the hamster.
by ClintReno April 5, 2019
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