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Acoustic Guitar Guy

Profile of an acoustic guitar guy: The AGG can be found most often at college campuses and teen camps. The AGG is under the impression that he's very gifted when it comes to playing guitar, but in actuality is quite bad. He attempts to cover this up by singing and occasionally flipping his long hair, so long as it's not in his favorite hairstyle, the man-bun. His rolled pant legs and flip-flops are a desperate attempt to communicate that he doesn't care. The ultimate success to an AGG is acquiring a group of girls with low self-esteem and no musical talent, so that they are unable to recognize that he is really not great at guitar.
"Crap. All I wanted was coffee, but now this Acoustic Guitar Guy is going to impose his lousy music on me."
by Cmaliso November 12, 2015
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Your not that guy

"Your not that guy" is what you say when someone tries to act better than they really are and imitate someone. If they fail horribly, you tell them "Your not that guy".
Jim: Bro look im Steph Curry
*misses shot*
Bill: Your not that guy
by bzbbaybwufey hb9y March 21, 2022
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Nov 7 National tell a guy he’s pretty day

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Nov 7 national tell a guy he’s pretty day is a wonderful day where u can tell a guy he’s pretty <3
by RandomAssBitchThatIsLonely November 7, 2021
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The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.
Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........
by NMguy January 22, 2012
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A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.
John: hey George, toss me over another bird, hey?

George: take two, mate. I've got extra, what?
by Sprocket The Dog April 21, 2004
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Family Guy

The worst show in the world. It's completely random, popular only with geeks who are looking for some kind of new comedic statement, and is usually against a whole group of people.
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That Guy

That Guy refers to a person who appears in the background of a photograph often without the consent or knowledge of the photogropher of subjects of the picture. That guy often takes the focus of the photo off the intended subject. That guy is often seen making a funny face or rude gesture, commonly a blowjob gesture. There is a category on college humor.com of That Guy pictures.
I took a picture of my friends at the beach but That Guy is right in the middle of it.
by cdizz July 23, 2006
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