Grass

-Itchy green spike shit that's everywhere, that's alive

"Do you wanna go sit in the grass?" Gwenda
"No, fuck off Gwenda" Chad

by GRassdtcy September 2, 2021

Grass

what is grass???

grass?? what is that?

- gamer

2021

by Tomasz Ziarkowski June 18, 2021

Grass

Grass, a plant organism that grows from the ground which 50% of the children of earth hasn't touched yet due to being too young, or is too addicted to Fortnite and would rather look at Non-existent women instead.

*Over text*
Jimmy: Hey we have to make a project about grass.

Billy: Wtf is that shit.

by Sleepy_Joe69 May 25, 2021

grass

An alternative for swag or dope. Can be a seasonal adjective, preferably used in the summertime. However, it can still be applied year round.

Sally: “I got new car!”
You(assuming you are swaggy enough to use the word grass): “That’s grass.”

by swagm@ster06 May 28, 2021

grass

something you, nor I, have touched

person 1: lets go touch some grass!
person 2: what's grass
person 1: I don't know

by average grass enjoyer August 22, 2024

Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.

“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

touch grass

A phrase used by Angry Teenagers during frustating moments while playing Fortnite.

This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.

Touch grass you're so dogwater!

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024