A horrible tasting, rock hard food that you give to your least favorite people. Fruitcakes are often as tough as a boulder and as appetizing as one. Due to their inedible nature, fruitcakes are often regifted (or rarely gifted) to someone (often a disliked person).
Little Johhny received a fruitcake from his wife's sister for Christmas. Because it was harder than a rock, he regifted it to his annoying sister, Margret, for New Years.
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Get the mystery fruit mug.when a girl puts fruit bursts inside her pussy for her boyfriend to clean out, subsequently ending in him eating the fruit bursts without noticing he was also eating the pus balls from her infection by mistake and then he himself gets infected.
Sneaky fruit burst situation:
Doctor: "How many fruit bursts did you eat?"
Dude: "Seven."
Chick: "I only put three up there."
Doctor: "How many fruit bursts did you eat?"
Dude: "Seven."
Chick: "I only put three up there."
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Get the My fruit has gone brown mug.The mentality in which a person shames or sexualizes the unclothed human body regardless of context or climate for any reason.
I went to a nudist resort for the first time last week and lost my forbidden fruit mentality while I was there.
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