Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"
Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"
Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"
by Jonathon Quick December 30, 2009
A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.
The first shit of the day.
The first shit of the day.
Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.
by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006
a fun and joyous holiday that happens the first friday of the second semester in a school year! those celebrating wear green to share their schnuerffdog day cheer!!!
by lickmyhairyhole January 20, 2023
(fing)
acronym for Fuck It I'm Not Going day
taken simply for the reason that you don't want to go to school, work or so on....
see also mental health day
acronym for Fuck It I'm Not Going day
taken simply for the reason that you don't want to go to school, work or so on....
see also mental health day
by eriCartman December 02, 2007
A day in which it seems your fitting in loads of things to do or you just overplanned, as if the world was ending tomorrow. A day so busy its stressful to think about.
.
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Indio - 'Hey, do you have any plans tomorrow dude?'
Consuela - ' OMG i have such a bunkered day its not even funny'
Indio - 'Your days always seem to be bunkered'
Consuela - ' OMG i have such a bunkered day its not even funny'
Indio - 'Your days always seem to be bunkered'
by Rob, Charlie April 28, 2010
The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.
Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.
Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
by GA Bees May 10, 2017
by lbndae August 11, 2020