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Football Flynn

When an obese 15 year old smokes some crack and starts believing that they're both gangster and anorexic. Usually results in a Barbie bonfire.
Football Flynn: Ur toes are fat.
by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020
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football

a sport for fat americans, written by an american
u like football?
No im more of a futbol person actually.
by LEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINS October 21, 2020
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Erik Fisher Football Dream

In the book Tangerine Erik, Paul's older brother Has a football dream that their dad has been dreaming for.
Every day dad only wants to talk about the Erik Fisher Football Dream!
by HogwartsGraduate#1 October 22, 2020
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Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day
by KTrainSC October 24, 2020
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Football

Who ever u fucking support it can’t be those fucker man city glory glory glory man united fuck man city they touch kids so does adam Johnston who loves those kiddies man not man not up the ra tayto crisp and basketball djdjjrjrnffnnfndnfndnndndndjdjdjdndndndkfkdjdjdjdjdndjdmdndjdnfnfnfnfndjdjdjfjfjfjfjdjddjjrjrjffojfgmjgjhhhjdrjdjdjdjdjjdjddhdnjd big juicy ass
ya fam what good
Mandem.Here whats the craic there boi no reason that’s does the way lad fuck the huns football
by Bigbroskyman October 29, 2020
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Footbally

To be of football or to be the essence of football

(American football)
"Saying fight song instead of theme song seems much more footbally"
by Createroffootbally December 30, 2020
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Lesbian Football Game

When a football game has all offense and NO D.
This is a lesbian football game because there is absolutely NO D at all!
by Dr. Biggs December 31, 2020
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