Flextigue

The exhaustion or weariness that results from constant exposure to people bragging or showing off, especially on social media.

After scrolling through Instagram for an hour, I felt a wave of flextigue hit me—everyone's perfect lives were just too much to handle.

by uhTipy August 17, 2024

Flextext

The act of showcasing one’s lifestyle, achievements, or possessions in a casual or indirect manner via text messages, often with the intention of impressing the recipient.

His flextext is dropping mentions of his exotic vacations and expensive purchases in our group chat.

by awhinsby February 13, 2024

Flexture

a small, flexible adjustment or modification

I just made a flexture to the design to improve its usability

by NoxiousCoupon April 2, 2024

fext

Word created by Mitsuo_Shiozu on gaiaonline. It was approved as sheepy by Achire and is widely accepted in Artist Battle Royale.

Fext can naturally replace most terms, and express a variety of emotions at once. It is also used to confound those who are unable to understand the greatness of it.

"That is soooo fext."

"I'm sewing a fext for a friend..." (used in original definition)

by Achi January 20, 2005

fleet of skeet

Gang of bros and bitchs

"dnt mess with me fleet of skeet"
BLAP BLAP! BRAP!
"me fleet died 'ere!"

by Brovren October 22, 2007

Flested

An abbreviation or faster way to say flat-chested, a girl with ridiculously small boobs, or no boobs at all.

Man, that chick was hot, but I couldn't do her. She's way too flested.

by Mollah Higherz August 15, 2009

Fext

A food related multimedia text message.

Dan just fexted me his lunch at Al's Beef. It looked disgustingly delicious.

by chomiak April 13, 2010