fap

when a man (or transgender) mastrubates

im gonna go fap at home

by minecrap55 February 15, 2017

fap and freeze

when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.

somebody call the police my tongue is stuck to my fap and freeze

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

eye fapping

Pinching your bottom eyelid and shaking it to make a fapping sound

What’s the best way to simulate the sound of fapping? - eye fapping

by Bellechicco June 8, 2020

The Fap

The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat”

The Fap don’t fucking strap, FAP team #1

by Commander Keep Her Lit April 27, 2022

fap dial

Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.

"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."

by No Comment, I'm done January 11, 2017

alternative fap

Alternative fap is Trump Porn Material since it is based on alternative facts. Very popular niche in the US since the election of the President.
www.alternativefap.com

-President Trump, what do you do with your small hands?
-I'm all about alternative fap , just visit www.alternativefapc.com , you will see I have the best taste in the world, believe me

by thisissethc September 30, 2017

Fap star

One who can't stop choking the chicken, no matter what or where this person is they always find a way to diddle himself

Jonny is such a fap star, he's always finds a way to jerk his shit

by anonymous May 15, 2025