Epic Fail

To fail so hard that not even a lonely boy on the road would listen to you . I.E ; The band Suck My Snake Bytes .

Myspace . com / suckmysnakebytes

They are the biggest Epic Fail in the universe. Myspace just died.

by Hahanofail March 6, 2010

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Triple fail

Epically failing not once, not twice, but three times. A major embarrassment. Only few people have truly performed the triple fail.

Dude! Hayley just triple failed at cheer leading!

I triple failed when I lit myself on fire, ran in front of a bus, and accidentally punched an old lady trying to put out the flames.

by Jake the skayke Shandoson March 22, 2010

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To fail epically and try to pass it off by saying something else actually happened. Its even much more epic when the fail happens in front of all of ones coworkers during an important event like a military relinquishment of command. It is only made much more epic when someone happens to capture it on film. This is what we have come to know as an Epic George Fail.

Rio: Did you see George, I think he almost passed out! Talk about an epic fail?

Throne: I know, are you okay George? It looked like you were about to pass out!

George: What are you talking about? I was readjusting my beret!

Rio: Whatever George, you just failed epically and I got a picture of it happening with my camera phone.

by hmmmm, I wonder..... June 3, 2010

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EPIC FAIL

4 friends trying to get together than live 2 minutes away from each other but take TWO YEARS to hang out..

EPIC FAIL:suvs.tesser.Kloogers.preggers.

by iliketosingiliketodance July 28, 2010

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Fractal Fail

A fail that causes a fail that causes a fail. A fail within a fail within a fail. In short, a self-similar, self replicating and non-terminating fail.

John and Bob walk out of geometry class.
John (to Bob): ...and it was like FAIL!
random person: (accidentally bumps into John) I'm sorry!
Bob: O.o
John: I...wasnt saying that to you...
random person: ....wait, what?
bob: fail
John: lol, I didnt even notice they bumped into me!
bob: and you said fail at the same time xD
John: and they thought I said fail to them
bob: yeah, and it was like...FAIL
john: lol, yeah, a fail within a fail!
(random person walks off)
Bob: yeah, but Im pretty sure that they didnt hear you say fail...
John: really? another fail...
Bob: fail...
(and so on...)
Another geometry student: it's a fractal fail!

by todellisus April 12, 2011

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Slo-Mo Fail Roar

The sound made when the victim of a fail is slowed down to the point where the cry of horrific pain is changed into a gut bustingly funny roar and then posted on youtube.

The fat kids Slo-Mo Fail Roar when both his arms snapped like twigs made that video worth watching!! Although the bones sticking out through his skin made me throw up.

by A.Z.A.S Forever! January 12, 2009

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