Girl: “Why did you blow in me?”
Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver”
Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver”
by Dylan Arnold October 27, 2017
Get the Truck Drivermug. "Wow have you listened to drivers license? That shit made me cry."
"Phoebe bridgers owns my entire soul"
"uh yeah that's cool too I guess"
"Phoebe bridgers owns my entire soul"
"uh yeah that's cool too I guess"
by queerlittlepissbaby June 16, 2021
Get the Drivers Licensemug. Someone who drives a slow car and thinks they’re cool af. Typically hates every other car owner because they can’t accept that their car is Gaaaaaayyyy.
by Friendofadude02 April 27, 2019
Get the tiburon drivermug. by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025
Get the Dodge Ram Drivermug. by jcantslide August 17, 2017
Get the Bush drivermug. King of the warehouse. Sits there all day and cracks the whip on fellow coworkers. Much like rulers of ancient Egypt he is a god and not to be disobeyed. You dislike his arrogance but need him to move heavy objects at the same time. Call your forklift driver. Work smarter not harder.
Oh Johnny we better get back to work here comes Damon our forklift driver and hes in charge today.
Hey forklift driver can you come move this heavy pallet for me I am weak af and have a fragile body.
Janey: OMG forklift driver your my hero!!!!
Damon: Oh yeah I got balls of steel on this forklift. May I have your number Janey.
Hey forklift driver can you come move this heavy pallet for me I am weak af and have a fragile body.
Janey: OMG forklift driver your my hero!!!!
Damon: Oh yeah I got balls of steel on this forklift. May I have your number Janey.
by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024
Get the Forklift Drivermug. 