Truck Driver

A man who can back out without losing his load

Girl: “Why did you blow in me?”

Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver”

by Dylan Arnold October 27, 2017

Drivers License

Phoebe Bridgers for straight people

"Wow have you listened to drivers license? That shit made me cry."
"Phoebe bridgers owns my entire soul"
"uh yeah that's cool too I guess"

by queerlittlepissbaby June 16, 2021

tiburon driver

Someone who drives a slow car and thinks they’re cool af. Typically hates every other car owner because they can’t accept that their car is Gaaaaaayyyy.

That tiburon driver thinks they’re soo cool. Who’s gonna tell him it’s not a race car?

by Friendofadude02 April 27, 2019

Dodge Ram Driver

Gods drunkest drivers

Hey man are you sober?

No man, im a dodge ram driver

by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025

Bush driver

A driver of bush. A pimp. A mother fucking whore monger.

The bouncer at the titty bar is a total bush driver.

by jcantslide August 17, 2017

Bus driver

Back burner bitch

Bus driver

by Fishbreath1957 April 16, 2019

Forklift Driver

King of the warehouse. Sits there all day and cracks the whip on fellow coworkers. Much like rulers of ancient Egypt he is a god and not to be disobeyed. You dislike his arrogance but need him to move heavy objects at the same time. Call your forklift driver. Work smarter not harder.

Oh Johnny we better get back to work here comes Damon our forklift driver and hes in charge today.

Hey forklift driver can you come move this heavy pallet for me I am weak af and have a fragile body.

Janey: OMG forklift driver your my hero!!!!
Damon: Oh yeah I got balls of steel on this forklift. May I have your number Janey.

by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024