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Dildo the pink vibrating toy you mom owns
At night my mother uses her dildo
by lil_down_syndrome September 26, 2022
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Dildo Joe

The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.
Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro
by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024
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The Kentucky dildo

The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo
I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.
by Random definition guy October 15, 2023
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Dildo

Ur moms secret toy in her dresser
“Omg, look what I found in my moms dresser , it’s big a and pink.”
“That’s a dildo
by Imsobasicdude December 30, 2020
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Dildo Trash

Someone who wishes they could be a slut/whore/ho, but is too ugly, smelly, and/or rude to get people to want to fuck them. Very notorious for slut shaming people who are hot enough to get around
(person 1): so why does Amy keep calling you a whore when she needs to take a shower?
(Person 2): it's whatever, she's just jealous of me because she's dildo trash
by TotesATortillaChip May 9, 2025
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emotional dildo

the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.
He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.
by chimpy82 November 6, 2023
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To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water
“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass
by Rogersbae September 20, 2025
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