Double Decker Rectum Wrecker

The act of taking a shit so massive that it makes your anus bleed as it leaves your ass cannon, the sheer magnitude of this mega turd smashes against the water causing a tsunami that

eventually splashes your buttcheeks.

Do you have an ass bandage I just destroyed myself with that double decker rectum wrecker that I left in the toilet bowl.

by Yourmomsjuicypussy April 11, 2023

Caleb Decker

Homosexual male that dances around with turds on his head and steals baby dicks from infant brain cancer hospitals.

Caleb Decker: I kidnap baby dicks and drink joose joose mane
Interviewer: Please leave.

by Linglingdonglebongle June 5, 2023

plop-on-deck

1. A screw up
2. A person who deserves to be flushed down a toilet.

1. This whole idea was a friggin' plop-on-deck
2. I'ma flush that plop-on-deck down where he belongs.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Wrecked On The Deck

To get shittered/drunk while sitting on a deck or a wood platform.

Lets get wrecked on the deck this weekend
Are we going to Centennial Park to get wrecked on the deck this weekend?
Im Wrecked on the deck

by gord downie2 December 17, 2008

Check out my deck

Aussie saying which means come around to my place so we can have a few froffies on the back verandah

Oi robbo ya cunt, have seen you in a while old mate if your not doing anything this weekend come check out my deck,

No worries jonesy I'll bring the froffs

by PostmanTazz February 22, 2017

Chipmunk on the back Deck

Fetish. When a person gets sexual gratification by feeding small, furry rodents from the rectum or buttocks.

Getting a chipmunk on the back deck always brings a smile to Silver's face!

by Reverend Gonzo August 1, 2018

Spareroom upper decker

When you sleep in a spareroom and masturbate in between the pillowcase and pillow. Leave your secretion and dont tell anyone.

Defined: I slept at joespehs house and left a spareroom upper decker

No one ever washes the pillows.

by Wezeus May 28, 2019