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Docking for Punky

When a short blonde haired gentleman likes strange and unusual thing.
Did you hear Brian is Docking for Punky, yeah that guys a creep.
by xxxpintoxxx April 16, 2010
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cheese dicking

The act of sucking up to, talk to someone, (and being slightly over flirty) with the sole purpose of hooking up with them, or getting it in.
Was that josef you were talking to? You were cheese dicking hard.
by therealdougie March 7, 2011
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Donald Duckin' It

After sexual intercourse, when the male finds his shirt first, puts it on while looking for pants or underwear. Thus walking around the room naked from the waist down.
Dude, after I fucked Darla I was Donald Duckin' It for a good three minutes. I finally found my boxers.
by thr33bestfriends July 11, 2011
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Docking

The art of sticking any object down a mans jap-eye (urethera).
"will inserted a biro pen into his one eyed milkman for sexual plesure a cracking docking session"
by willy the frottager johnson February 10, 2007
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docking

1. place partner on their shoulders, preferably with some back support. your partner's ass should be in the air.

2. open your partner's asshole - or better yet, have them open it for you - as wide as possible. this is best accomplished if your partner's asshole has been previously penetrated by some fleshy or non-organic cylindrical solid substance at a prior, yet closely proximital, time.

3. straddle your partner's gaping asshole and poop directly into their butt. once again, this is best accomplished if your feces has some sort of substance to it, e.g. "log" form.

4. enjoy your docking moment like a big poopy Skylab.

(this may take some practice, as the sphincter muscle may tend to constrict naturally in these cases, especially from the docker. if the dockee has previously stretched their butthole, this isn't quite as much of a problem as one would believe.)
"It's the third date and we've discussed moving our relationship to the next level. Let's get better connected by Docking tonight. Mind grabbing that towel?"
by orbasm September 15, 2008
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ducking

The act in which one human being, who is mentally disturbed, uses the molar joints (which are capable of inducing 600 lbs of crushing force) against an unsuspecting individual to the buttocks...with intentions to permanently leave teeth marks, and possibly even cause scarring. The meeting point of impact, between such teeth and the meat of the cheek, results in a severe jump, followed by a scream to be heard from the harassed individual. Then witnessed is usually tears from the victim, as he/she (usually HE)collapses to the ground, holding the damaged cheek while in the fetal position.
I want to go ducking on your cute little right cheek... are you ready???

...5 mins later...

Ahhhhhh, my ass!!! I've been ducked!
by the ducker August 20, 2007
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Docking

The act of having sex for a man with a woman. The comparison is coming from the "dock" in portable MP3 players such as ipod and ipads.
Yes, i saw my girl last night, and we were docking all night long, i'm exhausted now
by romainyc July 19, 2012
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