death bed

What you create for yourself when you fart in a tanning bed.

Last night, after a large dinner, I went to the tanning salon and accidentally made my own death bed.

by BuckyJ September 28, 2006

death penalty

Something that people love to whine about.

If you come to Texas and you kill somebody, we kill you back. That's our policy.

by Vyryn May 13, 2005

Death week

The week nearing the end of the school term where an overwhelming amount of work is due. Many people forget they have a life during this time.

"hey, you going to Sally's party next week?"
"Nah dude, that's death week"

by grinchinator September 6, 2011

murder by death

To murder someone by killing them. Kinda circular if you ask me...

It's also a band...

I'm going to murder you by death!
-OR-
I saw Murder by Death live on Friday the 13th!

by God February 23, 2005

Death Certificate

The workout of the day on fatalfitness.com. Very similar to the CrossFit wod, Death Certificates (DCs) are extremely intense.

"Phalanx" (A FFitness Death Certificate)
80 pullups
160 dips
320 abs, your choice

by jundie October 18, 2008

Shield of Death

A term used in reference to the icon displayed when Windows XP or Vista has updates to install, thus resulting in a lengthy shut down of one's computer.

Dude, sorry I'm late. I went to shut down my computer and got the Shield of Death.

by DougLB December 19, 2008

Death Tax

A term derived from the parasitic nature of people who attempt to profit off of the deaths of famous people.

Advertisement: "Come get your Whitney Houston memorial T-shirt, poster, and CD for only $169.99!"

Guy 1: "What a prime example of the death tax. Some people just don't know how to pass up a chance to make money."

by bigdaddyantdawg April 26, 2012