Dave

A vagina that has not been shaved for a week. Resembling a man named dave who has been fired from work and grows out his stubble.

I didn't fuck because I had a total dave.

by nooniepoop February 8, 2014

Dave

Slang term for Ketamine (in Bristol, UK)

Anyone got any Dave? What 15? Nah mate, tenner right.

by Donavan Bad Boy Smith January 15, 2009

dave chappelle

Quite possibly the most over-rated man in the history of comedy. He has caused the overuse of stupid lines such as, "I'm Rick James bitch." Sure it was funny to hear the FIRST time but that was all, I mean please people give it up.

Im rick james bitch......

by co_ry September 17, 2005

dave chappelle

the best comidien in the world.... the blackest comidien ever.

did you see the blackest comidien dave chappelle yesterday... he was the shiznit

by br_ronaldinho10 May 21, 2006

Dave

To dave something is to change the topic when you have nothing else to say. It's signified by announcing "DAVED."

What were we talking about, I dunno. let's dave it. DAVED.

by T.Soom July 24, 2010

Dave

The overly fat guy in the room in a public place. Upon seeing said Dave, your friends will be made aware of the situation when you yell DAVE! loudly.

Dave! Dave!....Dave!

by JGibbles February 9, 2015

blonde dave

a creature that lives in the wilds in santa barbera it spends most of its time in his room assturbating to the descovery channel

blonde dave is a douche bag

by anonoymous726389 October 16, 2004