Cry apple

Onion

I cut the cry apple and it irritated me lookers

by Bigworm69 December 17, 2024

How does it feel to know you made women cry?

It doesn't.

Wahmen "How does it feel to know you made women cry?"

Hym "You wouldn't be crying if you would have did what I told you to and you weren't doing what you're doing. Instead you are teaming up with these pieces of shit to do this to me and how is it working for you? You're crying again. Stupid bitch."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

"😭" Crying emoji in slang

"😭" in slang is typically used by itself as a reply and usually refers to the user being extremely slutty and horny. "😭" and "🙏" used together is usually a very gay black femboy men that also are very slutty and horny. Women that use "😭" and "🙏" together are all ladyboys with both a vagina and 19 inches of rock hard venom. Use caution as it can very easily be misunderstood that you want to fuck uncontrollably, so do not use it as a joke.

friend: yo wanna get on Hollow Knight Silksong?
you: 😭🙏
friend: alright oil up be there in 5

"😭" Crying emoji in slang would mean here you really, really, want to fuck your friend.

by ReallyProfessionalDicktionary January 8, 2025

Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

by KnashKash January 13, 2025

Crying Cold Brew

A sex act involving giving a blowjob while crying to someone in the middle of a coffee enema.

Nothing hits like a crying cold brew on a summer morning!

by Crying Cold Brew June 28, 2025

no crying in the casino

Born in the back alleys of crypto Telegram, this phrase became a razor-edged mantra, a warning to soft hands and a salute to those who can watch their portfolio bleed and still light another cigar. And, naturally, some degens even spun it into a meme coin, because of course they did.

*"It’s dumping, man, I can’t take it."
"Then get out. No crying in the casino."

by Kaicy August 15, 2025

Crying

Crying happens when you cry while driving.

When I was talking to my best friend about losing my 12 year old puppy, I started crying while driving.

by GrannyRuby August 19, 2025