condo

Fat, obese, pudgy. In possession of a spare tire, paunch, or beer belly.

I'm not looking forward to going condo when I get old.

by Big boned not fat January 1, 2010

condomary

a place from where condoms are distributed, usually free of cost.

The condomary has run out of condoms.

by uttam maharjan September 23, 2011

condom

A sheath usually made of latex which is worn over the penis.

Real men don't use condoms!

by RealMan July 14, 2003

condom eater

frank crianza

frank crianza is a condom eater

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

condoize

The process of changing the legal status of a collection of housing units - whether a house with multiple apartments or a residential building - into condominiums.

Mike: If we evict the tenants and upgrade the kitchens and bathrooms, we could make this dump into someplace people would actually want to live. I'm sure we could get the permits to condoize the place and re-sell it.

Jessica: I'm sure that old woman's family will be happy to have her out of this house. I can't imagine MY grandmother living in a place like this for 40 years.

by Stefan Lynch May 25, 2008

condoleezzad

to go endlessly around in circles, accomplishing nothing.

Congress has condoleezzad all year long. It looks like nothing is going to get done until after the election.

by EricKuhn June 17, 2008

condom pop

1) one who is conceived as a result of a failing condom
2) the act of destroying the thin rubber sheath that stands between you and any feeling whatsoever
3) the fabled fourth hole right behind a woman's knee that can only be seen under the right lighting conditions.

1)My mom calls me her little condom pop
2)The pussy was great after i pulled off a condom pop
3)WTF?

by invisible guy... April 30, 2009