Condom is where you put it on a male penis
Me: Oi let me put the condom on you
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
Me: Oi let me put the condom on you
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
Me: Oi let me put the condom on you
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
by Sexclinic August 29, 2021

Sometimes referred to as a “plastic anchor” or a “wall anchor”, a “wall condom” is the far more appropriate and anatomically correct word for the thing that you place around a screw before sliding it into a hole in the wall to ensure it’s stability and grip.
by Snippy_Snackk April 18, 2023

A girl who was formerly called a thot is now called a condom Sewer. As coined on internet famous stlr media... entertainment with no ceilings!!
by Scamtram January 5, 2018

Condom is the name of conan gray's fandom. It is a mix of the word fandom and Conan. Fandom + Conan = Condom. Conans fans would be called condoms.
Me: Hey! have you listened to overdrive? it's so good!
Condom: YES! I know right!
Me: Are you one of Conan's condoms as well?
Condom: Yes! of course, I am!
Condom: YES! I know right!
Me: Are you one of Conan's condoms as well?
Condom: Yes! of course, I am!
by nooneneedsjerry March 4, 2021

A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
by Kabby6969 February 20, 2012

What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.
I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.
No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
by LuluBleu April 13, 2020

Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?
Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!
Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.
Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!
Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.
by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019
