cake

1) A Sweet Pastry
2) Kilo of Cocaine
3) Money

1) Did you see that boy's birthday cake, shit was huge b.

2) Go to the docks and get that cake from them Colombians.

3) Man the only cake you seen was at ya birthday, broke ass chump.

by AC June 13, 2005

Cake taker.

The biggest bitch you've ever known. A girl who is so over the top, out of control terrible to you that she takes the cake.

Dude 1: Hey remember that Kelsey girl from that party last night? What a bitch.
Dude 2: Yeah dude she was a total cake taker.

Person 1: Wow. I've met some bitches in my day but you are totally the cake taker.

by silentBuilder981 March 16, 2010

Danish Cake

The act of cumming inside a girl's anus. She is then required to take a shit on a glass dish. The result should be a rich brown pastry with creamy white swirls. (The powdered sugar is optional).

She wanted beakfast in bed. So I gave her a danish cake.

by Andy&Will October 17, 2008

super cake

A word substituted for something you don't want to say out loud i.e. alcohol, weed, women, etc.

"Dude, do you have the stuff for the party?"
"Yeah I got that super cake"

by TheLoge December 25, 2008

Vagina cup cake

When you spread icing in and around your girls vagina. Then you eat it and eat her pussy.

"Yo! I gave my girl a vagina cup cake last night. I think she wants more!"

by puss-icer69 June 5, 2009

Cake Eaters

1.Rich people who think they're better than everyone cause thier rich.

Those cake eaters from St. Thomas Academy arn't so cool if we can beat 'em.

by GrDionysus February 4, 2003

Daddy Cake

DaddyCake is when someone references just one of the two brothers who created Daddy Cakes® the brand of "Just Add Water" baking mixes and products sold in specialty stores and online.

Hey Daddy Cake, Where is your good looking brother? Daddy Cake-Cupcakes are your best friend! Levi is the most Daddy Cake - No way, Dan is more Daddy Cake. Cupcake, There is no room for any fake Daddy Cakes®

by Daddy Cakes November 3, 2008