Caylum

#Mister king boo ,chill ig friendless ig ig
Boy567:fml dldr Tbf

My shyguy: dw I’ll judge u
boy1: I bet boy 567 drinks chai aha!

boy567: existing is long lmao ahaha

you would probably like to know, mister king boo; but you wouldn’t because they have always been presumed as the wrong type of human being the wrong type of chill like that their life due to, extreme Luigi mansion-ism their whole life.

boy 1: Boi that guy is so mkb, ngai he’s not
Boy 2: don’t talk to mkb
Boy 3: don’t talk to mkb
chai 234: lets hate this guy because he’s soo mkb.
Boy 4: fuck this mkb guy
Boy4567: let’s go to the galleria to chat about nothing that would be so cool init (it wouldn’t)
some random/wrongly introduced seraphim: fuck this evil mario guy I think he could be chill like that.
Boy567: tired I’ve gotta listen to music and go bed now (sorrow existence)

Ngai1234: let’s like ignore people hehe (mkb is a fckn loser of a) Caylum

by Mental struggle November 14, 2025

Calum

a masculine/ male person who you will meet in your grade 7 class and slowly fall in love with. you will be seated with him in many classes and start to get closer. soon enough everyone will be saying things like oh their secretly dating oh they like each other and all of a sudden your in deep. a Calum is a person that you could never see coming in your life but as soon as they do you can’t imagine life without them. A Calum is also very honest. He tells you exactly how he feels when he feels it and even if it’s something that may upset you he says it in a way that can make you feel less bad about it. In conclusion if you meet or have already met a Calum keep him, even if you don’t see it now he MAY just become one of the most important people in your entire life

wow I am so lucky to have met this boy named Calum!!

by justadelulugirlwithouta_solulu December 28, 2025

malice callus

A thick sinned personality.

To take a verbal beating like that, you must have a malice callus.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw your phone against something to soothe the pain or fusturation you're feeling, but you're flat out broke, so you cope with crying your ass off. And that's what we call ✨Feeling Calum✨

✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again!
Person two: What?"
Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin."
Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall."
Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone."
Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?"

"Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨

by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020

Ghost caelum day

The ghost caelum day is on the 29th of every month where ghost caelum comes to haunt you.

Person1: it's the national day of ghost caelum

Person2:what's ghost caelum day?
Person1:you don't know what a ghost caelum day is.. I'm disappointed in you

by GhostCaelum November 29, 2021

Covid Callus

The callus behind your ears from masks

Bruh my ears sore asf from these damn masks.

Oh you don't have that covid callus yet

by JohnaldWently January 7, 2022

dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow

last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum

by uidgame January 3, 2023