Cardboard Sock

(n) A Forgotten or misplaced aid for mopping up of excess semen after masturbation / wanking / 5 knuckle shuffle.

Usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.

"Watched that Roco Sex trainer IX last night...blew up good stlye...
Luckily I found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed"

by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 19, 2009

cardboard banker

anyone who holds up lines everywhere they go as they pump most of there earnings into scratchoff tickets.

'Hey look kids, the cashier has been here all along. The holdup is being caused by the witless cardboard banker who is covered in ticket shavings.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

cardboard carnival

A housing complex or neighborhood comprised of cardboard boxes, usually situated on a piece of public property. Frequently referred to as a last-resort housing option for people who currently would not be considered vagrants (college students, recently unemployed)

Since my company downsized me, I am going to have to choose between moving in with my parents or moving into the cardboard carnival.

by Larnge April 8, 2010

cardangle

The act of fellating a goose whilst riding either a) a mechanised bucking bronco, b) an old fashioned carousel at a fairground, or c) the number 82 bus in any municipal region.

Often leads to severe cramp and social exclusion on the part of the cardangler.

Person 1: "What the hell is Tom doing?!"
Person 2: "Oh shit! He's doing the cardangle!"

by Goose9988 November 16, 2012

Card Stomp

The intent to royally defeat one or more people in a trading card game.

"Let's go card stomp the people at the local comic shop"

by Chris Springs November 25, 2013

Cardboard Pussy

A pussy that is both very stiff and when eaten out, tastes like cardboard

Hank fucked Lindsey. Her pussy was very stiff. As soon as he ate her out his suspicions were confirmed. She had cardboard pussy.

by thecerealraper June 9, 2018

caireann

Caireann pronounced cair-in meaning dark curly hair. Caireann is a girl's name of Irish origin, the name of a legendary ancestor of the High Kings of Ireland. Caireann Chasdubh was the mother of Niall of the Nine Hostages. They are funny and always want people to laugh. Sometimes they might act stupid but do not be deceived they are very smart and can easily fool you. They are kind and generous but don’t get on her bad side or she will never forgive you. They make great friends as they will always listen and give the best advice. Everyone wants to be around caireann and she is very active and always positive.

I wanna be a caireann

by Caitlinfinlanx October 17, 2018