ass foo

Term used as a compliment. Also a way to talk to friends.

"Sup ass foo"
"Trippin ass foo"

by CatMan357 October 21, 2013

ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.

Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"

by Slarge January 13, 2012

Heller's Ass

A moment of supreme trollery in the middle of a nuclear crisis level tense situation.

Person 1: Did you see that guy throw apples at the Russian Prime Minister when he swore Russia wasn't building nukes?!

Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!

by ArmadaBledd September 21, 2011

Ass Trough

A toilet.

I spent two hours on the ass trough after I ate three fajitas from Taco Bell.

by DaHolmes February 21, 2023

sike ass

When someone thinks they are gonna do something but get denied

Hayden texted me saying he was gonna get laid, I replied Sike ass

by Kevinwilson6837262 November 12, 2018

dracula ass

Dracula ass is when a girl's ass is so fine you wanna grab a handful and with the spare hand grab her hair, yoke her head sideways and bite her neck.

I wanna grab your Dracula ASS

by 813kracker August 28, 2017

Ass lag

A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.

My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.

by Jayspray June 5, 2018