Tired Bastard

A person who lays around all the time and puts no effort into anything, doesn't like to work and relies on there parents to live. These people are usually are around the age of 30 and above and cruise through life.

Stop laying around Geoff and get a job ya " Tired Bastard".
(Tired C#*t)

by Peter Hines November 8, 2012

kooky bastard

Dan from my gaming group, who is possibly an alien and definitely kind of a racist but who can beatbox adequately.

Dan is one kooky bastard

by The best character April 19, 2014

Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.

Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.

by JamieB123 November 1, 2014

fuzzy bastard

A creature of significant fuzzy fur whom is a little shit bastard that you love dearly.

Petey your such a fuzzy bastard! I just love you so much!

by Eewin May 23, 2014

roadhouse barstool

It's where you get a chair with a hole in the center and have your girl sit on it with only a skirt and nothing else. You somehow trick her to sit on it and you secretly get under the chair and jackhammer her until she unconscious or when you feel necessary to stop.
P.S. normally only works on Virgin Schoolgirls.

Yo, I got that girl with the ponytails from school last night. I gave her the roadhouse barstool during our study session.

by Killua Freecs January 24, 2016

snaggletooth bastard

A short, chipped/missing tooth bastard who stumbles upon society whistling dixie.

May also go by: Chip, Chippy

Have you seen Eddie? That Snaggletooth bastard owes me money.

by Monkey Brainz October 30, 2017

ugly bastard

When a ugly midle aged man fucks your anime grill after 3 minutes of watching a potensially good anime that turned out to be a creepy huge age gap porno.

"Did you watch that recent hentai on hentaigasm? "

"Yeah dude, WTH! It had an ugly bastard in it. No thanks."

by weebjohnson December 15, 2017