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absofuckinglutely

to use in those moments when some people just lack the common sense to know what your reply will be to something they said
justin: why do people make such a big deal out of things?
maiya: i don't know bro but its absofuckinglutely wack
by okaybuddy420 May 12, 2020
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abstruct

An abstract construct. How the once-real world feels to many, after weeks of social distancing and lockdown.
She knew they were real people on her screen, during the zoom meeting, sorta. The truth was, she saw it as an abstruct, which she hoped no one could tell.
by Monkey's Dad May 24, 2020
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Absolutely

used to emphasize that something is completely true
You're absolutely right.
He made it absolutely clear.
I'm not absolutely certain I posted it.
It was absolutely pouring with rain.
absolutely no…, absolutely nothing used to emphasize something negative
She did absolutely no work.
There's absolutely nothing more the doctors can do.
There’s absolutely nothing more the doctors can do
by Viszuals On YOUTUBE June 2, 2020
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Abshier

A man who runs away from a bar of soap and shampoo. He uses his sweat as hair gel to keep it slick with style. Who's afraid of the dark so he sleeps in his bed with his mother. Feels entitled to free handouts. The first one in line at company or family functions without contributing. A man who would impregnate there cousin. A man who is a virgin but make up stories about sex with women.
We always have a abshier at every family reunion.
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Absolute perfection

Someone or something that is perfect and Amazing to be with, look at, or experience.
by lllllllllly July 7, 2020
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Abstract art

An absofreakinlute waste of colors by people fantasizing about being ARFISTS but not having the talents to.
+ I'm jobless :(
- Be an abstract arfist.

Abstract art
by KurdishMan July 21, 2020
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Abstract Release

AN abstract release is when, as you climax, you wave your penis or "brush" around wildly to create abstract art. It is only considered an Abstract Release if the image left behind provokes thought and critical thinking, i.e. post-nut clarity.
Guy 1: I did my first Abstract Release on Jenna last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her clean it up too?
Guy 1: No, I told her it's going to be immortalized on her forever.
by WetCheetoe September 29, 2020
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