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Twat Smack

I heard that Larry likes being twat smacked by Becky.

Twat smacking has added a new spark of romance to a dying relationship.
by Java Shark March 16, 2015
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Dumb Twat

Anyone who uses this shitty site.
Mike: I went on UrbanDictionary the other day.
Everyone Else: Wow what a dumb Twat
by Drakeon May 30, 2017
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Guacamole twat

a very green ugly looking vagina that is sloppy
by Guacamole King October 31, 2009
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swat twat

Swat Twat Proper Noun

As most men and women throughout their lives will find, stubborn, loud, verbal atrocities that may be, can we say verbalized never expressed in violence toward one another?

A Swat Twat is the culmination of not being able to silence digress or diffuses a drunken (most the time) male and dials 911 for a domestic disturbance.

I don’t know about your state, but here in California they come with a minimum of two officers, if there is a crowd they double exponentially. Think of that Beach boys song ~~ ‘Two girls for every boy’ now its two peace officers or more for every boy ~~ you know the song.

at no point does this endorse or condone interrelational violence, freedom speech has its bounds, respect your woman brothers and sisters, Swat Twat don’t be one, remember we love you ladies and men.

I call it how I see it

AR Laurenzano Nipomo California
Chris - “Bro I saw all those cops over at your place, what up bro..???”

Tony- “Dude my girl went Swat Twat on me last night, just sat on the curb till they left… That was insane; Im 5’6” scrawny at best ~~~6 cops…Fu…. Just keep saying bitch overtime she talked to me what are you up too?”
by Segwave April 18, 2017
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twat sack

Quite simply a womans vagina with a pair of bollocks hanging out of the vagina
hey dude did you fuck that girl you pulled last night?

nah man i went to go down on her but she had a twat sack, so i ran away vomiting!
by Tamtamtam December 12, 2007
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Twat Doc

Gynecologist. A doctor that specializes in the medical practice dealing with the health of the female reproductive systems (vagina, uterus and ovaries)
I couldn't get laid because my girlfriend had an appointment with the Twat Doc the next day.
by CableMonkey September 5, 2015
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re-twat

To tell someone something you read on twitter in person. similar to a re-tweet.
Ruth re-twated the joke she read on twitter to her friends at work.
by Davbot44 October 27, 2011
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