Mud Turkey

A sexual act where the guy fists the girl in the ass while she shits.

I gave that girl a mud turkey last night. She loved it

by Yabbagabba November 20, 2016

turkey-sock

verb: the act of slapping anothers face with a sock; as if it was one's penis. The term turkey sock can also be used if the sock that is being used to slap with, contains some form of seminal residue

another: i hate you!?
one: lol at your face!?
another: why are you taking off your sock?
one: to get ya
another: ...?
one: *slaps with slightly dampened sock*
another: damn it i just got hit by a turkey-sock

by tomosapien July 21, 2010

Wet Turkey

Wet Turkey means some really shitty weed. If you smoke weed you know what I am talking about.

That dealer didn't give you dank, he gave you some Wet Turkey.

by Wantedbymany November 21, 2011

Cold Turkey

Cold turkey is the term used to describe a turkey which is not any of the following:
hot turkey
slightly warm turkey
lemon-grass-with-pepper turkey
smothered-in-gravy turkey

My Mum forgot to cook the turkey again... so we had to have cold turkey

by turkeylover December 26, 2013

turkey tail

When home over the holidays, hooking up with old friends.

After gorging on a holiday feast, the most succulent thing afterwards is turkey tail

by nellbell480 November 24, 2010

Turkey Sandwitch

some type of sextual act preformed by prostitutes. used in the movie Forest Gump.

You should have been here on Christmas we gave everyone a free Turkey Sandwich

Turkey Sandwitch

by cake in the face May 19, 2008

turkey sandwich

put Mayonnaise on your penis and place a slice of turkey on the girl's pussy then proceed to have sex.

yo i turkey sandwiched my girlfriend last night

by eaknasty October 18, 2008