Tally-Tugboat

When a girl take Tally-Ranch and rubs its HIV/AIDS infested contents on a mans dick and then proceeds to jack you off with sandpaper until all of the skin is sanded off.

Holy shit I got a rough Tally-Tugboat last night...my dick just fell off and turned to dust!

by Tumor Tom The Tally Tamor December 3, 2013

Hair Turban

A hair turban is a swoopy hairstyle that makes your hair look like a turban.

Girl: "That guy's hair is so thick and swoopy!"
Boy: "He has a hair turban!"

by gottaloveya August 19, 2014

gay turban

a turban that is gay

Granny Norma was wearing a gay turban

by lol xd haha May 23, 2017

Adelaidean Tugboat

Sexual manoeuvre where both the male and female participants are bent over holding there own ankles, with both partys butts up against each other and at the same time the males penis bent back into the females vagina (Think of how dogs have proper sex, butt to butt), at this point both the male and female start shuffling forward at the same time whilst making the noise of a tugboat - bub bub bub bub bub bub TOOT TOOT

Hey hunni, wanna go down the Torrens on the Adelaidean Tugboat?

by Double Dippa June 24, 2022

Big toe tugboat

The act of two people sitting in a bathtub facing each other while exchanging big toe penetration into each other’s buttholes and making a ship horn sound.

So I heard Lee and Wayne have been in the bathroom big toe tugboating all night.

Wow! That was some awesome BTTB!!

by Captaincrank March 23, 2020

Yeat’s Turban Factory

Year’s Turban Factory is a strict labor facility that consist of creating, packaging, and sending out scarfs- I mean turbans. The workers are made up of Twitter trolls who’ve spoken ill about Yeats name and have been forcefully taken there to serve an eternity sentence of Twizz Labor.

You better stop trolling or you’ll get taken to Yeat’s Turban Factory in your sleep.

by Yeat Enthusiasts April 4, 2022

tugboat

While 2 guys are docking, a 3rd male or female uses one hand to jerk both off at the same time.

Bob: "Oh man I caught Donny and Chris docking last night. Instead of making it awkward, I just joined in and gave 'em the ol' tugboat."
(awkward silence)
Bill: "Thats weird, dude. I'm out."

by Mountain Ted July 8, 2011