1 definition by Tumor Tom The Tally Tamor

Tally-Tugboat

When a girl take Tally-Ranch and rubs its HIV/AIDS infested contents on a mans dick and then proceeds to jack you off with sandpaper until all of the skin is sanded off.

Holy shit I got a rough Tally-Tugboat last night...my dick just fell off and turned to dust!

by Tumor Tom The Tally Tamor December 4, 2013