After pounding Linsay and Lisa in the ass then blowing the jism in their face, Joe had a muddy turtleneck and needed a shower.
by muddy shovel November 10, 2006
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You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.
You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.
Bill: (jokingly says) Hey, don't give me herpes!
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*
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Once this Canadian chick asked me to give her an Old King Clancy... I hear that's like a Sacramento Turtleneck except with syrup. I tossed her.
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Get the Turtle Costume mug.A sexual act that involves pulling out of your partner at the last second and quickly fisting them once. Then immediately grabbing the covers and diving under them much like a turtle shell. The final act is to slowly poke your head out of the blankets as if you were a turtle.
B: "I heard you and Jon got pretty rough last night?"
A: "Yeah , I don't know how to really describe it but it kind of felt like a turtlefoot?"
A: "Yeah , I don't know how to really describe it but it kind of felt like a turtlefoot?"
by lolturtle July 2, 2009
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Patti broke my heart when she sent me a Turtle Text and severed all contact right after hitting send.
by ice cold asshole March 7, 2010
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When frightened it uses it's beak to peck away at the unsuspecting victim.
When frightened it uses it's beak to peck away at the unsuspecting victim.
Dude 1: Don't go in my closet the turtle vulture will get you.
Dude 2: WTF is a turtle vulture?
Dude 1: Go in the closet and find out.
Dude 2: *Opens closet door* "Holy shit, it's pecking my eyes out!"
Dude 1: Curiosity killed the cat.
Dude 2: WTF is a turtle vulture?
Dude 1: Go in the closet and find out.
Dude 2: *Opens closet door* "Holy shit, it's pecking my eyes out!"
Dude 1: Curiosity killed the cat.
by Xplode44 June 29, 2011
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