toilet tornado

when you giz in the toilet and it looks like a swirling white tornado

look at that toilet tornado!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

toiletbaby

masturbating in the bathroom and ejaculating into the toilet

I was so horny this morning I decided to make a toiletbaby before I took a piss

by toiletbaby June 27, 2007

Toilet Texting

Making an excuse to use the bathroom while at work or other places in order to text without being noticed. This method is employed so as to avoid reprimand or repercussions from your boss or peers.

Mary decided toilet texting would be her best option since the boss was working nearby.

by sprite320 March 13, 2010

Toilet Paper Dick

One who gets more ass than a toilet seat

Lil Wayne got that toilet paper dick
Make them hoes sick



"Legalize it!" ^_^

by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 2, 2009

Toilet

-A stealthy way to describe a scrumptious female backside.

"dude check out that toilet!"
"wow dude, greatest toilet ever, its huuuge!"

by buttmaster56565656 November 4, 2009

toilet paper

Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".

Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!"

Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"

Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"

Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."

by Aaron Startupguy November 16, 2009

toilet paper

an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.

toilet paper absorbs my cum

by Why Bother April 3, 2006