Jazz Towel

A towel used exclusively for cleaning up ejaculate.

No don't use that towel Kelly, that's the jazz towel

by Joost911 August 15, 2010

Stone Tower

The huge friggin' tower located in Ikana Canyon, Termina. After fighting the King of Ikana, he teaches you the Elegy of Emptiness. The song that allows you to summon creepy statues of the person who played the song, these statues allow you to complete impossible puzzles in the Stone Tower.

Upon reaching the top, you see a huge structure in the shape of a face. When play the EoE as each transformation on all four switches located at the platform across from the face thingy, a bridge is formed allowing you to advance. And guess what? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ENTERED THE EFFIN' TEMPLE YET!!! Yup, you may be thinking: "AW FOR THE LOVE OF NAYRU!!!" But don't worry, this temple is easier then the one before (Great Bay Temple).

After advancing a quarter of the way through, you come across a Garo Ninja wearing a mask and a purple robe. This is the 'Garo Master'. Defeat him and you gain the Light Arrows. These can be used to shoot the red jewel located before you enter the temple, after shooting the red jewel, the tower is flipped upside-down.

After getting the Boss Key and the Giants Mask, the boss dungeon would be the place to go. The boss' are two centipedes that go by the name of Twinmold. Defeat him, and you get another piece of heart and the final giants trust.

"My Grandma's house is creepy, it reminds me of the 'Stone Tower'."

by Termina Encyclopedia September 14, 2011

prince of town

The King of Town in his svelter, younger days.

"Will no one claim this lifetime supply of fish sticks?" asked the Prince of Town.

by foreverblue March 19, 2004

gentleman's towel

The towel, shirt or cloth like substance you give a woman after intercourse to wipe up excess bodily fluids.

Would you like a gentleman's towel before anything gets on your sheets?

by C&H Love Factory December 23, 2013

R-Town

A skatepark in Rialto California on Willow down the street from foothill across the street from the cemetery up the street from the police station.

Person 1: Are you down for a R-Town sesh or wuuut?
Person 2: I'm down.

by RialtoHessian February 12, 2009

Chuco Town

El Paso Texas

I live in Chuco Town

by Mr. Turner May 23, 2012

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.

Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!

by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003