death bed

What you create for yourself when you fart in a tanning bed.

Last night, after a large dinner, I went to the tanning salon and accidentally made my own death bed.

by BuckyJ September 28, 2006

death penalty

Something that people love to whine about.

If you come to Texas and you kill somebody, we kill you back. That's our policy.

by Vyryn May 13, 2005

Death week

The week nearing the end of the school term where an overwhelming amount of work is due. Many people forget they have a life during this time.

"hey, you going to Sally's party next week?"
"Nah dude, that's death week"

by grinchinator September 6, 2011

murder by death

To murder someone by killing them. Kinda circular if you ask me...

It's also a band...

I'm going to murder you by death!
-OR-
I saw Murder by Death live on Friday the 13th!

by God February 23, 2005

Death Certificate

The workout of the day on fatalfitness.com. Very similar to the CrossFit wod, Death Certificates (DCs) are extremely intense.

"Phalanx" (A FFitness Death Certificate)
80 pullups
160 dips
320 abs, your choice

by jundie October 18, 2008

managed to death

A politically correct sounding euphemistic term to describe the failure of a company owing to poor management.

foobar.com fell apart the other day - it was managed to death.

by ke6isf July 23, 2004

Death Star

When your insert your fist into the vagina and open it up as if it exploded. The name 'Death Star' derived from the amount of deaths caused by failed attempts of the technique.

Dude, guess what, I Death Starred Shauna last night!

by Simon Saladcream April 21, 2011