A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).
In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.
Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.
Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.
by rolenthegreat September 12, 2011
Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021
When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
by Cockgobblin69 April 17, 2016
VTubers' past life and face reveals are a good example for this. You may recognize their voice but you're still not allowed to tell the open secret because that would be doxxing.
by fardamongus February 02, 2024
When you put a cheerio in random places, around him, around school, around the town, or even on a person without that person noticing.
If you do this, take a picture and post it on instagram or twitter with #secretcheeriochallenge
If you do this, take a picture and post it on instagram or twitter with #secretcheeriochallenge
I decided to do the secret cheerio challenge! I put a cheerio on my friends head without her noticing #secretcheeriochallenge
by TOTofficial April 20, 2017
The Book of Nortreus is a secret covenant and document of the prophetic vision in outer space or Heaven or the Heavens of Werley Nortreus. He wrote it after he met the Most High and Celestial beings in outer space or Heaven or the Heavens. The Book of Nortreus revealed the real location of the Most High (God), Heaven or the Heavens, and Celestial beings. The Book of Nortreus also revealed some information about planets, stars, and much more.
by Jacob Martinique August 14, 2024
A man or women that is attractive to look at, but contains the qualities a ratchet/faggot/thirsty/hoe contains:
-follows other ratchets on instagram and likes their photos and may give them their number(with or without a gf/bf)
-uses more than 3 hashtags
-uses both emoticons :), ;), etc. and emojis😊,😉, etc.
- may say ratchet lovey-dovey things (i love my baby boy/girl so much he/she is my world, my everything happy one week to my future husband/wife
- is over the age of 15 and still wears aeropostle/hollister clothes.
- wears ugg boots with leggings
- uses meaningful captions on instagram that has no connection to the picture
- uses over 3 emojis/punctuation marks in a bio/caption
- every photo they take is either a selfie or a mirror picture
- pictures with significant other are only of them kissing
-follows other ratchets on instagram and likes their photos and may give them their number(with or without a gf/bf)
-uses more than 3 hashtags
-uses both emoticons :), ;), etc. and emojis😊,😉, etc.
- may say ratchet lovey-dovey things (i love my baby boy/girl so much he/she is my world, my everything happy one week to my future husband/wife
- is over the age of 15 and still wears aeropostle/hollister clothes.
- wears ugg boots with leggings
- uses meaningful captions on instagram that has no connection to the picture
- uses over 3 emojis/punctuation marks in a bio/caption
- every photo they take is either a selfie or a mirror picture
- pictures with significant other are only of them kissing
Alex: Woah that guy is so sexy!
Morgan: No he is the guy that gives his numbers to those ratchets on insta....and he has a gf!
Alex: Damnit....he's a secret ratchet
Morgan: No he is the guy that gives his numbers to those ratchets on insta....and he has a gf!
Alex: Damnit....he's a secret ratchet
by - al the pickle May 29, 2014