Secretive

To do something secretly

He tip toed to the room as secretive as possible

by Yozi785 April 2, 2022

shit secret

A hipper way of saying “dirty secret.”

Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”

by B1G Randy July 24, 2022

secret

When Meghan Markle attends some social gathering as Duchess of Sussex and is financially compensated for it.

Meghan Markle attended a secret meeting at the Luminary Bakery and she will be compensated financially by the photographers via the Royal Sussex Foundation.

by marysuzyperla November 7, 2019

Secrets

You just found a secret! +10 points

Secrets are secretive.

by Blank_User June 26, 2022

Secret Santa

The annual celebration of buying butt plugs for others without them knowing who you are. Almost exclusively practiced in working environments in small teams.

We are doing secret santa again this year. Oh great, another buttplug then.

by Quixand October 6, 2017

Secret agent poo

When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.

Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons

by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022

secret animosity

Secret animosity is a term for when someone feels jealousy towards you but pretends to be your friend or that they like you.

Trinity's friends talking-"Yeah, I don't like Trinity because she has everything I want but I'll still be friends with her."

When you interact with someone who holds secret animosity toward you, they will choke on a real compliment.

by yourgirllay December 20, 2023