An alternative to punching someone in the face. When angered, your dick can also be used as a weapon: just whip it out, get hard, then run into whatever part of someone you would like to cripple.
by DennisLeary July 25, 2009
Get the Sausage Slammug. A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.
Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.
Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.
by Kbobs July 17, 2020
Get the Sausage bastardmug. Making love to your girlfriend while fantasizing about the glazed doughnut hole of an Eastern European porn star. Or, simply having sex with your European girlfriend.
She cooked me some traditional dinner native to her homeland, but we had Sausage and Kraut for dessert.
by Vanilla Thunder 78 October 15, 2011
Get the Sausage and Krautmug. When a large group, typically of men, gather and eat a lot of sausages (usually German, both the men and the sausages).
by Duppy Conqueror February 17, 2020
Get the Sausage Festmug. by Gary Guacamole is life May 4, 2021
Get the Susan sausagemug. by Sunsaru February 5, 2019
Get the Sausage Casserolemug. I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.
by SneakyCelery September 11, 2016
Get the side sausagemug.