Long Island hookup

Getting to second base at the very best (though usually it’s usually just making out). Often referred to as an actual hookup for bragging rights, except it’s not. Can also be applied to those in a relationship

Pat: Yo, I just hooked up with my girl Blaire the other night

Pat’s friend Kris: Wait, but was it an ACTUAL hookup, or a Long Island hookup?

Pat: Fuck

by sirhc.35 October 27, 2019

long-term relationshit

a crap that is more than 10 minutes

that burrito resulted in a long-term relationshit.

by peaceboneagain May 3, 2010

Dirty long jon

Really?....you had to look this up? Very well...pay attention.

A Dirty Long Jon is what you get after assfucking a bitch while smoking a blunt of that good bubba kush so you forget to clean her out and when ya nut and pull out ya got a mix of cum and shit all-over your long Jon.

"That nigga was high as fuck with Kesha last night and pulled a Dirty long Jon"

by SilverWings2018 May 6, 2020

Long-haired diplomacy

Sleeping with girl from a foreign country as a means to learn her native language.

After fucking that chinese girl for months, Andy now speaks perfect mandarin. Man, long-haired diplomacy is better than Rosetta Stone!

by guailo laoshi October 19, 2011

long island jellyfish

A used condom found on the beach.

I was enjoying the walk on the beach until I stepped on a "Long Island jellyfish."

by Kidkangaroo October 8, 2015

Long Dong Silver

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ X-rated alter ego, due to his self-purported larger-than-life dick, taken from a popular sleazeball porno film from the late seventies.

So Clarence explained, “you know, Miss Hill, they call me Long Dong Silver, right?”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2023

Sweet-short-long

The descriptive name of a now-famous male hairstyle. Before it was called the "sweet-short-long", it was called "hockey hair". Of course, now it is called the "mullett". But the potential for slight shifts of emphasis within "sweet-short-long" cleary make it the best choice, as illustrated by the example below:

Friend 1: I haven't seen Jackson in awhile. Does he still have that sweet-short-long?

Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.

by Kurtisheath January 18, 2009