facebook flirting

using facebook to spit game instead of calling or texting because you don't have the other persons digits

I was totally facebook flirting with that guy from class.

by Mindy p April 26, 2009

Facebook wanker

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

by hipp5 May 3, 2006

facebook hemorrhoid

The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.

Man I was waiting for her to reply my comment for 2 hours and now I have a facebook hemorrhoid.

by seans November 28, 2007

FaceBook Faggot

A person who likes every page, and joins every group.

"God, everyday, that FaceBook Faggot George has 600 new pages that he is a fan of.

by Bawb Weest May 10, 2010

facebook fired

v. being fired for something you post on facebook

Damns, I just got facebook fired!

by Ben Ril January 27, 2007

facebook ho

Someone who thinks they are cool by posting reallllllll slutty pictures on facebook.

"Did you see Katelyn's new pictures?"
"Yah man. she a facebook ho."

by AANNNEE December 11, 2007

Facebook Boyfriend

A guy on your Facebook friends list that you add as your boyfriend. Usually a joke put up by a single girl (or single guy). It makes one look like he/she is socially competent enough to actually get a steady man.

Marc is my Facebook boyfriend even though I only view him as a friend, and he is probably sleeping with 12 other girls and is also possibly gay. What a douche. But oh well - at least my parents won't try to force me into an arranged marriage now.

by Ana November 4, 2007